1、我天天抽风其实不算伤天害理。
1、my daily wind is not a curse.
2、我和你可是真朋友，你看你智障这么多年，我都不离不弃。
2、I and you are real friends, you see you retarded for so many years, I will never abandon.
3、这是替雨感到悲伤，人人都躲着它。
3、it is sad for rain, everyone is hiding from it.
4、冬天了，我的欣赏人又不见了，被西北风刮跑了。
4, in winter, my admired man disappeared again, and was blown away by the northwest wind.
5、我的真实身份很隐秘的，可是最近黑眼圈好像要暴露我就是国宝了。
5、my real identity is very secret, but recently the dark circles seem to reveal that I am the national treasure.
6、假如胖是一种罪的话，那我一定是死刑犯了。
6、if fat is a crime, then I must be a condemned criminal.
7、我有钱之后，一定要扮成乞丐，然后雇一群人给我扔钱。
7、after I have money, I must pretend to be a beggar, and then hire a group of people to throw money for me.
8、你不是说要陪我一起走吗，怎么总是迷路啊。
8、don't you say you want to go with me? Why are you always lost?
9、我虽然一把年纪了，可是还是可爱的紧啊。
9、although I am an old man, I am still lovely and tight.
